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A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"

God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?"

God replied, "Shirley! I'm sorry but I didn't recognize you!"


 
Recipe for 12 Gauge Shottie

12 Gauge Shottie Recipe

A delicious recipe for 12 Gauge Shottie, with Corona® lager and Bacardi® Limon rum.

12 Gauge Shottie Recipe Ingredients

1 bottle Corona® lager
1/8 bottle Bacardi® Limon rum


How to serve 12 Gauge Shottie Recipe

Drink the Corona lager down to the neck (where the bottle curves inwards). Fill up the neck with Bacardi Limon rum. Put your finger over the bottle and shake. Enjoy.
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Nutritional Information for 12 Gauge Shottie Recipe

(per 28.1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

515
2157
0 g
27.5 g
2.5 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

2.5 g
-
0 mg
75 mg
-

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