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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.


 
Recipe for Absolut Motherfucker

Absolut Motherfucker Recipe

A delicious recipe for Absolut Motherfucker, with Absolut® Citron vodka, Crown Royal® Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, triple sec, orange juice and pineapple juice.

Absolut Motherfucker Recipe Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1 1/2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz triple sec
1 splash orange juice
1 splash pineapple juice


How to serve Absolut Motherfucker Recipe

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake vigorously as to form ice shavings and foam, pour entire contents into a highball glass and serve.
Highball Glass

Nutritional Information for Absolut Motherfucker Recipe

(per 6.3 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

520
2179
0 g
27.3 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
-
0 mg
56.6 g

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