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cheating male A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to
his house for an early afternoon "quickie."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business
trip, so there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse
and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth
control!"
"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in
a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I
always knew she didn't trust me!"
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Recipe for Absolutly Screwed |
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Absolutly Screwed Recipe
A delicious recipe for Absolutly Screwed, with Absolut® Mandrin vodka and orange juice.
Absolutly Screwed Recipe Ingredients
1/2 oz Absolut® Mandrin vodka
1/2 oz orange juice
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How to serve Absolutly Screwed Recipe
| Mix OJ and Mandrin then enjoy. |
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Nutritional Information for Absolutly Screwed Recipe
(per 1 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 41
173
0 g
1.6 g
0.1 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
1.3 g
0 mg
0 mg
5.7 g
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