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Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing
discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting
the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but
Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate
and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following
children:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
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Recipe for After Party |
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After Party Recipe
A delicious recipe for After Party, with pineapple juice, vodka, sugar, ginger ale, cranberry juice and ice.
After Party Recipe Ingredients
4 cups pineapple juice 2 cups vodka 2 cups sugar 64 oz ginger ale 4 cups cranberry juice ice
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How to serve After Party Recipe
| Mix all ingredients! More or less vodka and sugar can be used. Mix to your taste! |
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Nutritional Information for After Party Recipe
(per 160 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 4548 19032 2.3 g 886.3 g 7 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 2.9 g 880.8 g 0 mg 167 mg 181.4 g
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