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PLASTIC SURGERY A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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Almond Shrub Recipe
A delicious recipe for Almond Shrub, with rum, orange juice, lemons, sugar, milk and almond extract.
Almond Shrub Recipe Ingredients
1 qt rum 1 glass orange juice rind of 1 lemons 1/2 lb sugar 1 glass milk 5 - 10 drops almond extract
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How to serve Almond Shrub Recipe
Put into gallon or half-gallon jar the spirits, thin lemon peel, orange juice, and sugar. Now take the essence of bitter almonds (you can use any amount you please) and add it to the glass of milk. Mix thoroughly and pour into the jar. Cover, put in a warm place (65-70 degrees fahrenheit), and keep it there until the milk has curdled.
This takes from one to three hours. Then filter through filter paper and bottle.
Rest it for two weeks before drinking it.
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