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Recipe for Amaretto Seduction |
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Amaretto Seduction Recipe
A delicious recipe for Amaretto Seduction, with amaretto almond liqueur, triple sec, lemon-lime soda, peach schnapps, orange juice, sweet and sour mix and ice.
Amaretto Seduction Recipe Ingredients
1 - 2 oz amaretto almond liqueur 1 oz triple sec 2 oz lemon-lime soda 1 oz peach schnapps 2 oz orange juice 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix 1 cup ice
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How to serve Amaretto Seduction Recipe
| Combine all ingredients together in a blender, with/without ice. Blend well, pour over ice (if not already used) in a hurricane glass and serve. |
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