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Toilet Paper Differences

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,
"but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand,
"this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
"We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.



She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper.
I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"


 
Recipe for Angry Pirate

Angry Pirate Recipe

A delicious recipe for Angry Pirate, with peach schnapps, coconut rum, Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps, Melloni® melon liqueur, pineapple juice and 7-Up® soda.

Angry Pirate Recipe Ingredients

1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda


How to serve Angry Pirate Recipe

Pour the peach schnapps, coconut rum, Maui Blue Hawaiian schnapps, Melloni and pineapple juice into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with chilled 7-Up, garnish with lime, and serve.
Cocktail Glass

Nutritional Information for Angry Pirate Recipe

(per 3.1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

168
704
0 g
21.5 g
0.1 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.1 g
-
-
4 mg
-

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