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Things not to say during sex

Things NOT to say during sex!!

1) I have to poop.

2) Smile for the camera!

3) Get off me, i'll do it myself!

4) This is your first time... right?

5) You're almost as good as my ex!

6) When is this supposed to feel good?

7) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

8) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home.

9) Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

10) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!

11) On second thought, let's turn the lights off.

12) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

13) But everybody looks funny naked!

14) Do I have to pay for this?

15) No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!

16) Actually, your sister likes it like this.

17) What's your name again?

18) Hold on, let me change the channel.

19) It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.

20) Uhhhhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.


 
Recipe for Anti-Freeze

Anti-Freeze Recipe

A delicious recipe for Anti-Freeze, with vodka and green creme de menthe.

Anti-Freeze Recipe Ingredients

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz green creme de menthe


How to serve Anti-Freeze Recipe

Pour above ingredients into a stainless steel shaker over ice. Shake until ice cold, strain into a large shot glass, and serve.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Anti-Freeze Recipe

(per 1 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

94
395
0 g
7 g
1.9 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
-
0 mg
-
9.2 g

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