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the chiefs canoe Frenchman, an Englishman and a Redneck are captured by a fierce tribe of
Indians. The chief walks up to them and says, "I have bad news and good
news. The bad news is you will all die, and we will use your skin to
make
canoes. The good news is you can choose the way you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." When given the poison, the
Frenchman shouts, "Viva la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me." When given the pistol, the
Englishman puts the gun to his head and shouts, "God save the queen!"
and
shoots himself in the head.
The Redneck asks for a fork. Puzzled, the chief hands the Redneck a
fork,
and he begins stabbing himself all over his body, his stomach, his
sides,
his chest everywhere. As the blood from the redneck begins gushing out
all
over, the chief is appalled and screams, "What are you doing?"
The Redneck looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe,
Bubba!".
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Recipe for Apple Cider Punch #2 |
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Apple Cider Punch #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple Cider Punch #2, with apples, strawberries, mint, apple juice, apple cider and lemonade.
Apple Cider Punch #2 Recipe Ingredients
3 red apples
250 g hulled strawberries
4 chopped mint sprigs
850 ml apple juice
1500 ml apple cider
570 ml lemonade
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How to serve Apple Cider Punch #2 Recipe
| Make sure ingreadients are well chilled. Cut unpeeled apples 1cm cubes. Combine fruit and mint with apple juice in large punch bowl. Mix well, cover and refrigerate until serving. Before serving add chilled apple cider and lemonade. |
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Nutritional Information for Apple Cider Punch #2 Recipe
(per 93.6 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 1421
5945
2 g
354.9 g
2.4 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 12.9 g
330.6 g
0 mg
361 mg
0 g
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