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The Less You Know, The More You Make "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
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Recipe for Apples And Oranges |
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Apples And Oranges Recipe
A delicious recipe for Apples and Oranges, with 99 Apples® apple schnapps, watermelon schnapps and orange soda.
Apples And Oranges Recipe Ingredients
1 oz 99 Apples® apple schnapps 1 oz watermelon schnapps 4 - 5 oz chilled orange soda
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How to serve Apples And Oranges Recipe
| Stir ingredients together gently in a highball glass, and serve. |
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Nutritional Information for Apples And Oranges Recipe
(per 6.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 211 883 0 g 35.8 g 0 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 0 g 35.7 g 0 mg 16 mg 18.3 g
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