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Recipe for Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie

Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie Recipe

A delicious recipe for Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie, with cantaloupe melon and banana.

Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie Recipe Ingredients

1/2 sliced cantaloupe melon
1 peeled banana


How to serve Banana Cantaloupe Smoothie Recipe

Juice cantaloupe, pour juice into blender, add banana, and liquify.


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