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Satan and lawyers
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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Recipe for Billy Bishop |
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Billy Bishop Recipe
A delicious recipe for Billy Bishop, with gin, Cointreau® orange liqueur, rye whiskey and orange juice.
Billy Bishop Recipe Ingredients
1 1/2 oz English gin
1 1/2 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
1 splash rye whiskey
5 - 6 oz orange juice
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How to serve Billy Bishop Recipe
| Fill an old-fashioned glass 2/3 full with ice. Pour in the English gin and Cointreau. Put a splash of rye whiskey on top. Finish by filling the glass with orange juice. |
| Old-Fashioned Glass |
Nutritional Information for Billy Bishop Recipe
(per 8.6 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 309
1293
0.3 g
32.7 g
1.2 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.3 g
-
0 mg
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35.4 g
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