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classic farmer joke A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.
Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.
Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.
Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"
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Recipe for Black And Amber |
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Black And Amber Recipe
A delicious recipe for Black and Amber, with Abita® Amber lager and Guinness® stout.
Black And Amber Recipe Ingredients
1/2 pint Abita® Amber lager
1/2 pint Guinness® stout
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How to serve Black And Amber Recipe
| Fill a beer mug / pint glass half full with Abita Amber. Next pour the Guinness over a spoon slowly until the glass is full. The Guinness can also be poured directly in, but this won?t look as nice. |
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Nutritional Information for Black And Amber Recipe
(per 16 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 192
803
0 g
17.6 g
1.6 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| -
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0 mg
40 mg
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