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Chicken bone A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in Newfoundland. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Buford and Buck 2 redneck boys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.
The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck "You're right, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."
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Recipe for Brain Fart |
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Brain Fart Recipe
A delicious recipe for Brain Fart, with Everclear® alcohol, Smirnoff® Red Label vodka, Mountain Dew® citrus soda, Surge® citrus soda, lemon juice and Bacardi® white rum.
Brain Fart Recipe Ingredients
1 fifth Everclear® alcohol 1 fifth Smirnoff® Red Label vodka 2 liters Mountain Dew® citrus soda 2 liters Surge® citrus soda 1 bottle lemon juice 1 pint Bacardi® white rum
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How to serve Brain Fart Recipe
| Pre-chill soda, and mix slowly with other ingredients and ice in a punch bowl. |
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Nutritional Information for Brain Fart Recipe
(per 227.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 9588 40116 0 g 497.2 g 3 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 3 g - 0 mg 593 mg 1131.7 g
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