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The Rooster & The Cat The Rooster & The Cat!
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.
The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."
The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"
The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.
The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story:
For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
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Recipe for Bullfrog (The Party Mix) |
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Bullfrog (The Party Mix) Recipe
A delicious recipe for Bullfrog (The Party Mix), with vodka, grain alcohol, ginger ale, lemon-lime soda, Sprite® soda, lemons and limes.
Bullfrog (The Party Mix) Recipe Ingredients
1/2 gal vodka
1 pint grain alcohol
2 liters ginger ale
2 liters lemon-lime soda
2 liters Sprite® soda
juice of 2 lemons
juice of 2 limes
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How to serve Bullfrog (The Party Mix) Recipe
| Pour the soda (lemon-lime, ginger ale, sprite) into a large punch bowl, and add the vodka. Mix, and pour in the grain alcohol. Using a knife, cut the lemons and limes and squeeze the juice into the bowl. (Store-bought lime and lemon juice can be substituted.) |
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