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THREE BEERS A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.
One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why. "Well" the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18"
The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks "so which one died?"
"No one."
"But you only ordered two drinks!"
"Yeah, well, I've given up drinking."
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Recipe for Bum Juice |
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Bum Juice Recipe
A delicious recipe for Bum Juice, with rum and soda.
Bum Juice Recipe Ingredients
750 ml bottle of cheap rum
3 liters any flavor bottle of cheap soda
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How to serve Bum Juice Recipe
| This is a very simple drink to make, and a very cheap drink to make. Pour out (drink) approximately 750ml of the cheap soda (usually orange or lemon-lime soda). Then pour the bottle of cheap rum into the soda bottle. Turn the bottle up and down a few times to mix, then open carefully so that it does not explode. Drink right out of the bottle with a friend. For best results, drink in a public park. |
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Nutritional Information for Bum Juice Recipe
(per 126.8 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 2966
12411
0 g
322.6 g
0 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
-
0 mg
537 mg
287.5 g
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