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Osama's Valentine Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
His father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," Josh says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Josh, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Josh says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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Recipe for Champagne Punch #2 |
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Champagne Punch #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Champagne Punch #2, with sugar, brandy, Champagne, oranges, lemons, limes, pineapple, crushed ice and strawberries.
Champagne Punch #2 Recipe Ingredients
2 cups sugar
375 ml brandy
6 bottles Champagne
6 sliced oranges
6 sliced lemons
6 sliced limes
pineapple chunks
1/2 bag crushed ice
strawberries
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How to serve Champagne Punch #2 Recipe
Mix sugar, brandy and 5 bottles champagne in a punch bowl. Then stir in orange, lemon and lime sliced thin into rounds, pineapple chunks and ice. Stir until well mixed.
To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of champagne theatrically over the top. |
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