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Deaf

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"

The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"

He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again.

Still no response, so he moves to five feet. No answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf idiot!"


 
Recipe for Champerno

Champerno Recipe

A delicious recipe for Champerno, with Champagne and Pernod® licorice liqueur.

Champerno Recipe Ingredients

4 oz Champagne
1/2 oz Pernod® licorice liqueur


How to serve Champerno Recipe

Pour into a wine glass.
White Wine Glass

Nutritional Information for Champerno Recipe

(per 4.5 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

118
495
0 g
7.1 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

-
1.5 g
0 mg
0 mg
19.3 g

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