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Farmer's Bull Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.
Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back.
So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet:
Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and fucked 70 cows in 30 minutes.
Vet: So, what's the problem - why have you come back?
Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight - could you give me one of those tablets? I'm not as young as I was.
Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill.
So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date. Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet.
Farmer: Hello, Vet. Wonderful. 40 Times.
Vet: So, why have you come back? Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist - she never showed up
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Recipe for China White #2 |
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China White #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for China White #2, with creme de cacao, Irish cream and cinnamon.
China White #2 Recipe Ingredients
3/4 shot creme de cacao
1/4 shot Irish cream
cinnamon
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How to serve China White #2 Recipe
| Layer creme de cacao on bottom, followed by the Irish Cream. Lastly, sprinkle cinnamon over top. |
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Nutritional Information for China White #2 Recipe
(per 1 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 104
436
1.1 g
13.2 g
7.5 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
7.4 g
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6.5 g
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