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classic farmer joke A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the ventriloquist thought it would be possible to have some fun with him. The farmer began to lead him back to the house.
Along the way, they passed a horse. The ventriloquist said to the farmer, "Is this your horse?" The farmer replied, "Yep." The ventriloquist asked, "Can he talk?" The farmer said, "Nope." The ventriloquist then said to the horse, "So, how do you like it here?" He then threw his voice, and said in a horse-like voice, "Oh, it's pretty good. Every morning the farmer feeds me oats." Upon hearing this the farmer was startled and quickened his pace.
Soon they came to a cow. The ventriloquist asked, "Is this your cow?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Does it talk?" and the farmer replied, "I..I don't think so." The ventriloquist asked the cow, "How do you like it here?" and threw his voice again. In a cow-like voice, he said, "Oh, I like it just fine. Every morning the farmer comes and milks me." Upon hearing this, the farmer squirmed. He looked down at the ground and continued walking.
Soon they came to some sheep. The ventriloquist asked, "Are these your sheep?" and the farmer replied, "Yep." He then asked, "Do they talk?" and the farmer exclaimed, "Yes, but they lie!"
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Chocolate Beverage Recipe
A delicious recipe for Chocolate Beverage, with milk, Mexican chocolate, cinnamon and eggs.
Chocolate Beverage Recipe Ingredients
6 cups milk
3 oz Mexican chocolate
1 tsp powdered cinnamon
3 eggs
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How to serve Chocolate Beverage Recipe
Boil the milk in the top of a deep double boiler for five minutes. Remove from the fire and add chocolate, mixed with the cinnamon, a little at a time - beating with molinillo or egg beater after each addition.
When the chocolate is thoroughly blended, heat to the boiling point.
Place it over the bottom of double boiler and add eggs, whipping constantly, until they are thoroughly blended and the mixture is frothing. Serve in coffee mug. Serves eight. |
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Nutritional Information for Chocolate Beverage Recipe
(per 54 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 2329
9745
148.4 g
126.2 g
120.5 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 2.9 g
43.8 g
2598 mg
1024 mg
0 g
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