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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

 
Recipe for Classic Champagne Cocktail

Classic Champagne Cocktail Recipe

A delicious recipe for Classic Champagne Cocktail, with Champagne, cognac, Angostura® bitters and sugar.

Classic Champagne Cocktail Recipe Ingredients

3 oz Champagne
1/3 oz cognac
2 dashes Angostura® bitters
1 tsp sugar


How to serve Classic Champagne Cocktail Recipe

Soak one sugar cube in a champagne flute with angostura bitters. Add champagne and cognac. Squeeze in a twist of lemon and discard. Garnish with half a slice of orange.
Champagne Flute

Nutritional Information for Classic Champagne Cocktail Recipe

(per 3.6 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

109
458
0 g
7.4 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
5.6 g
0 mg
0 mg
14.8 g

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