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The Farmer's Dayvorce The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."
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Recipe for Cold Duck Punch |
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Cold Duck Punch Recipe
A delicious recipe for Cold Duck Punch, with Cold Duck® Champagne, lemonade, ginger ale and sherbet.
Cold Duck Punch Recipe Ingredients
1 bottle Cold Duck® Champagne
1 can frozen lemonade concentrate
2 liters ginger ale
1/2 gal rainbow sherbet
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How to serve Cold Duck Punch Recipe
| Mix all liquids in a large punch bowl. Float the sherbet on top. |
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