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Father's Jokes

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"


 
Recipe for Columbian Nose Bleed

Columbian Nose Bleed Recipe

A delicious recipe for Columbian Nose Bleed, with Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur, peach schnapps, powdered sugar and cranberry juice.

Columbian Nose Bleed Recipe Ingredients

1/2 oz Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 oz cranberry juice


How to serve Columbian Nose Bleed Recipe

Combine all ingredients in a tumbler and shake. Strain into a shot glass, and serve.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Columbian Nose Bleed Recipe

(per 2.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

123
517
0 g
20.4 g
0.1 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
13.2 g
0 mg
0 mg
7.2 g

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