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Hick computer terms Redneck computer terms
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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Cum Scorcher Recipe
A delicious recipe for Cum Scorcher, with butterscotch schnapps, Absolut® vodka, Kahlua® coffee liqueur and Carolans® Irish cream.
Cum Scorcher Recipe Ingredients
1 tbsp butterscotch schnapps
1 tbsp Absolut® vodka
1 tbsp Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 dash Carolans® Irish cream
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How to serve Cum Scorcher Recipe
In a shot glass put butterscotch schnapps, vodka and kahlua in that order. Slowly add the irish cream.
*A little extra irish cream may be used to allow the drink to stand and the mix to get scorched. |
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Nutritional Information for Cum Scorcher Recipe
(per 1.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 100
419
0.1 g
11.2 g
0 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
11.1 g
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11.7 g
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