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A blind guy's mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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Recipe for Dancing Dutchman |
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Dancing Dutchman Recipe
A delicious recipe for Dancing Dutchman, with vodka, ice cubes, strawberry juice, white wine, lime juice, peach juice, Scotch whisky and rum.
Dancing Dutchman Recipe Ingredients
25 tsp vodka
5 cups ice cubes
5 cups strawberry juice
1 cup white wine
1 cup lime juice
3 cups peach juice
15 tsp Scotch whisky
rum
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How to serve Dancing Dutchman Recipe
| Mix fruit juices together in one bowl, place in blender with ice cubes. When slushy mixture is complete, stir in alcohol and shake until completly mixed. Place mixture in punchbowl, and float cherries in the bowl if desired. |
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