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Bet $1000 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "I'd like to try the bet"
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!!
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The scrawny little man replied "I work for the IRS."
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Recipe for Dead Little Green Frog |
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Dead Little Green Frog Recipe
A delicious recipe for Dead Little Green Frog, with lemon-lime mix, Midori® melon liqueur, Malibu® coconut rum, banana liqueur and cherry liqueur.
Dead Little Green Frog Recipe Ingredients
2 qt lemon-lime mix
8 oz Midori® melon liqueur
6 oz Malibu® coconut rum
6 oz banana liqueur
cherry liqueur
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How to serve Dead Little Green Frog Recipe
| Mix lemon-lime mix in a large pitcher or punch bowl and add the other ingredients. Pour over ice in seperate highball glasses, and top each drink off with 1/2 oz of cherry liqueur. |
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