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THE VALUE ADDED CHICKEN JOKE Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Buddha Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Colonel
Sanders Damn, I missed one!
Anderson
Consulting Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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Recipe for Derailer |
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Derailer Recipe
A delicious recipe for Derailer, with rum, gin, vodka, amaretto almond liqueur, triple sec, peach schnapps, grenadine syrup, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, sloe gin and Sprite® soda.
Derailer Recipe Ingredients
2 cups rum
2 cups gin
2 cups vodka
2 cups amaretto almond liqueur
1 cup triple sec
2 cups peach schnapps
1 cup grenadine syrup
1 gal cranberry juice
1 can grapefruit juice
2 cups sloe gin
1 bottle Sprite® soda
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How to serve Derailer Recipe
| Add all alcohols to a large vat, then add juices. Add the sprite just before serving. |
| Punch Bowl |
Nutritional Information for Derailer Recipe
(per 277 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 11276
47182
5.5 g
1223.9 g
17.2 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 4.2 g
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419 mg
961.6 g
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