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The Perfect Story There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman.
She's the only one that really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
* A Male's Response *
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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Recipe for El Grito |
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El Grito Recipe
A delicious recipe for El Grito, with gold tequila, strawberry puree, sugar syrup and strawberries.
El Grito Recipe Ingredients
70 cl gold tequila 70 cl strawberry puree 10 - 15 cl sugar syrup 6 washed, sliced strawberries
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How to serve El Grito Recipe
| Add ingredients to a punch bowl with sufficient crushed ice to slush. Serve in wine glasses. |
| White Wine Glass |
Nutritional Information for El Grito Recipe
(per 57.6 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 2239 9367 2.6 g 153.2 g 4.5 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 16.8 g - - 92 mg 268.4 g
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