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Majorly Busted

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"


 
Recipe for Fig

Fig Recipe

A delicious recipe for Fig, with Malibu® coconut rum, pineapple juice and cranberry juice.

Fig Recipe Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz cranberry juice


How to serve Fig Recipe

Shake well, pour into shot glass and serve.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Fig Recipe

(per 3.5 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

108
453
0 g
16.1 g
0.2 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.1 g
-
0 mg
12 mg
10.2 g

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