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The Redneck at the Whorehouse A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner. The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that was the best sex he'd ever had.
The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with men and women alike.
Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table.
The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good." The man then chuckles and says, "You should have been here last week, we had a man screwing a chicken."
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Recipe for Flaming Cock Smack |
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Flaming Cock Smack Recipe
A delicious recipe for Flaming Cock Smack, with dark rum, 99 Bananas® banana schnapps, peach schnapps, Bacardi® 151 rum and pineapple juice.
Flaming Cock Smack Recipe Ingredients
1 oz dark rum
1 oz 99 Bananas® banana schnapps
1/4 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
12 oz pineapple juice
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How to serve Flaming Cock Smack Recipe
| Combine ice cubes with the pineapple juice, banana schnapps, and peach schnapps in a cocktail shaker and shake. Pour into a large collins glass then layer the Bacardi 151 on top with the back of a spoon. Ignite and allow to burn, extinguish and serve. |
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Nutritional Information for Flaming Cock Smack Recipe
(per 14.5 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 405
1697
0.4 g
61.4 g
1.2 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.7 g
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32.4 g
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