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No Longer Private Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper.
"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.
"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
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Recipe for Flaming Mr. Fish |
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Flaming Mr. Fish Recipe
A delicious recipe for Flaming Mr. Fish, with vodka, white sambuca and raspberry lemonade.
Flaming Mr. Fish Recipe Ingredients
1 1/4 oz vodka
2 1/2 oz white sambuca
fill with raspberry lemonade
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How to serve Flaming Mr. Fish Recipe
| Add the vodka and white sambuca to a cocktail shaker with 3 - 4 ice cubes. Shake and strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with raspberry lemonade, stir gently and serve. |
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