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Recipe for Foreplay On The Neutral Ground |
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Foreplay On The Neutral Ground Recipe
A delicious recipe for Foreplay on the Neutral Ground, with Absolut® vodka, Midori® melon liqueur, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and ice.
Foreplay On The Neutral Ground Recipe Ingredients
8 oz Absolut® vodka
4 oz Midori® melon liqueur
12 oz pineapple juice
12 oz cranberry juice
ice
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How to serve Foreplay On The Neutral Ground Recipe
| Fill glasses with ice. Mix absolut, midori, pineapple juice and cranberry juice in a decanter. Pour over ice and serve. Makes several. |
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Nutritional Information for Foreplay On The Neutral Ground Recipe
(per 36 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 1252
5238
0.9 g
142 g
2.6 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 1.1 g
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0 mg
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116.8 g
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