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Arriving home very drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"


 
Recipe for Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail Recipe

A delicious recipe for Fruit Cocktail, with orange juice, grapefruit juice, passion-fruit juice, mango juice, pineapple juice, lime juice and kiwi syrup.

Fruit Cocktail Recipe Ingredients

1 oz orange juice
1 oz grapefruit juice
1 oz passion-fruit juice
1 oz mango juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1/4 oz lime juice
1/2 oz kiwi syrup


How to serve Fruit Cocktail Recipe

Shake with a glassful of broken ice and pour unstrained into a wine goblet. Garnish with fruit, add straws, and serve.
Wine Goblet

Nutritional Information for Fruit Cocktail Recipe

(per 5.8 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

114
476
0.1 g
28.5 g
0.6 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

-
25.2 g
0 mg
5 mg
0 g

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