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Recipe for Fruit Fairy

Fruit Fairy Recipe

A delicious recipe for Fruit Fairy, with pineapple juice, coconut cream, banana syrup and vanilla ice cream.

Fruit Fairy Recipe Ingredients

2 oz pineapple juice
1 oz coconut cream
1/2 oz banana syrup
3 tbsp vanilla ice cream


How to serve Fruit Fairy Recipe

Blend briefly in a wine goblet. Garnish with a slice of banana and a cherry.
Wine Goblet

Nutritional Information for Fruit Fairy Recipe

(per 5 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

212
888
9.8 g
30 g
2.5 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

-
27.2 g
18 mg
48 mg
0 g

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