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BEER TROUBLE SHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself latched to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to rest room, practice in front of mirror.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about his house training.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender before departure.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth with bag.
SYMPTOM: Consciousness regained without recollection of how you got there.
FAULT: Probable time and/or space warp.
ACTION: Ask bartender for another Beer
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Recipe for Fruit Juice Cup |
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Fruit Juice Cup Recipe
A delicious recipe for Fruit Juice Cup, with Lambrusco® red wine, dark rum, orange juice, lemon juice, pineapple juice, sugar syrup and ginger ale.
Fruit Juice Cup Recipe Ingredients
70 cl Lambrusco® red wine 10 cl dark rum 50 cl orange juice 10 cl lemon juice 20 cl pineapple juice 10 cl sugar syrup 1 liter ginger ale
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How to serve Fruit Juice Cup Recipe
| Add all ingredients, with slices of orange and lemon, to a punch bowl. Add sufficient ice to chill, and serve in wine glasses. Add white rum if desired. |
| White Wine Glass |
Nutritional Information for Fruit Juice Cup Recipe
(per 91.3 oz serving)
Calories (kcal) Energy (kj) Fats Carbohydrates Protein
| 1744 7299 1.2 g 282.4 g 4.8 g
| Fiber Sugars Cholesterol Sodium Alcohol
| 1.8 g - 0 mg 175 mg 118.9 g
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