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Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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Recipe for Fruity Screaming Fuzzy Navel |
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Fruity Screaming Fuzzy Navel Recipe
A delicious recipe for Fruity Screaming Fuzzy Navel, with orange juice, peach schnapps, Absolut® vodka and strawberry daiquiri mix.
Fruity Screaming Fuzzy Navel Recipe Ingredients
64 oz orange juice
8 oz peach schnapps
8 oz Absolut® vodka
4 bottles strawberry daiquiri mix
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How to serve Fruity Screaming Fuzzy Navel Recipe
| Pour orange juice and peach schnapps in a punch bowl. Add the vodka. Pour the bottles of strawberry daiquiri mix in after. Stir a little. Serve. |
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