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Recipe for Girlie Martini |
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Girlie Martini Recipe
A delicious recipe for Girlie Martini, with dry vermouth, vodka, Champagne and maraschino liqueur.
Girlie Martini Recipe Ingredients
1 splash dry vermouth
4 oz vodka
3 oz chilled Champagne
1 dash maraschino liqueur
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How to serve Girlie Martini Recipe
Coat the inside of a chilled cocktail glass with dry vermouth.
In a mixing glass filled half way with crushed ice, combine vodka, champagne and maraschino liqueur. Stir and strain into the cocktail glass. Garnish with an olive and a maraschino cherry on a cocktail skewer. |
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Nutritional Information for Girlie Martini Recipe
(per 7.2 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
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1432
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1.5 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
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56.4 g
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