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Nothing Works

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"


 
Recipe for Gorilla Snot #2

Gorilla Snot #2 Recipe

A delicious recipe for Gorilla Snot #2, with melon liqueur, creme de bananes and advocaat liqueur.

Gorilla Snot #2 Recipe Ingredients

1/2 oz melon liqueur
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/5 oz advocaat liqueur


How to serve Gorilla Snot #2 Recipe

Layer the creme de banane over the melon liqueur. Then drop the advocaat into the middle of the creme de banane. The advocaat should hang in the middle if poured correctly.
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Nutritional Information for Gorilla Snot #2 Recipe

(per 1.2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

116
488
0.4 g
12.8 g
0.2 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
11 g
-
0 mg
8.8 g

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