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Family Pants

Jack and Jill were getting married.

Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, "I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on."

"I can't wear these," she said.

"Darn right," he said, "I wear the pants in this family, and you'd better remember that."

"I think I'll try that on Jill," Jack said.

He went to Jill, took off his pants, and gave them to her.

"Put these on," he said.

Jill replied, "I can't wear these."

"Darn right. I wear the pants in this family and you'd better remember that," he said.

Then Jill took off her pants, gave them to him, and told him to put them on.

"I can't get in to these," he said.

"Darn right," Jill said. "And if you don't change your attitude you never will!"


 
Recipe for Grapefruit And Orange Cocktail

Grapefruit And Orange Cocktail Recipe

A delicious recipe for Grapefruit and Orange Cocktail, with orange juice and grapefruit juice.

Grapefruit And Orange Cocktail Recipe Ingredients

2 cl orange juice
6 cl grapefruit juice


How to serve Grapefruit And Orange Cocktail Recipe

Stir ingredients with ice in a mixing glass. Strain into a large cocktail glass, and serve.
Cocktail Glass

Nutritional Information for Grapefruit And Orange Cocktail Recipe

(per 2.7 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

34
142
0.1 g
8 g
0.4 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.1 g
7.5 g
0 mg
0 mg
0 g

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