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Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!


 
Recipe for Green Bomber

Green Bomber Recipe

A delicious recipe for Green Bomber, with melon liqueur, lime juice, sweet vermouth, gin and beer.

Green Bomber Recipe Ingredients

1 part melon liqueur
1 part lime juice
1 part sweet vermouth
1 part gin
1 pint beer


How to serve Green Bomber Recipe

Combine melon liqueur, gin, lime juice, and sweet vermouth into a shot glass. Drop the shot into a pint of beer. Drink both the shot and the beer at the same time.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Green Bomber Recipe

(per 17 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

247
1034
0 g
22.1 g
1.6 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

1.6 g
-
-
32 mg
28.4 g

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