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not a penny to charity

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


 
Recipe for Green Elevator

Green Elevator Recipe

A delicious recipe for Green Elevator, with Tuborg® lager and peppermint liqueur.

Green Elevator Recipe Ingredients

6 oz Tuborg® lager
6 oz peppermint liqueur


How to serve Green Elevator Recipe

Fill half of an glass an old-fashioned glass with peppermint liqueur. Fill with beer, stir, and serve.
Old-Fashioned Glass

Nutritional Information for Green Elevator Recipe

(per 12 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

693
2899
0 g
72.6 g
0.6 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.6 g
-
-
12 mg
54.4 g

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