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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town called Weipa. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this,mister! I'm talking to that little prick on your knee."


 
Recipe for Green Thing

Green Thing Recipe

A delicious recipe for Green Thing, with coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and pineapple juice.

Green Thing Recipe Ingredients

1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice


How to serve Green Thing Recipe

Shake well until it is a cream color and is frothing.
Shot Glass

Nutritional Information for Green Thing Recipe

(per 2 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

82
345
0 g
12.5 g
0.1 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0.1 g
-
0 mg
-
6.7 g

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