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Teacher Comments The following are purported to be actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are great!!!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack", but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's I.Q. reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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Recipe for Headhunter |
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Headhunter Recipe
A delicious recipe for Headhunter, with lime juice, lemon juice, coconut milk, papaya juice, 151 proof rum, Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum, orange juice and beer.
Headhunter Recipe Ingredients
1 oz lime juice
1 oz lemon juice
3 oz coconut milk
1 oz papaya juice
3 shots 151 proof rum
4 shots Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
2 oz orange juice
4 oz beer
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How to serve Headhunter Recipe
| Mix liquors (except beer) in a tall tumbler. Stir in the juices, and shake with ice. Slowly add the beer and stir to blend. Serve in a tall glass or a 1/2 coconut shell with the meat intact. |
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Nutritional Information for Headhunter Recipe
(per 19 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 749
3135
20.4 g
26 g
3 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 2.6 g
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0 mg
79 mg
109.6 g
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