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IN SEARCH OF A GOOD MAN A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "I'm here about your ad."
Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"
"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.
"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.
"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.
Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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Recipe for Hornless Unicorn |
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Hornless Unicorn Recipe
A delicious recipe for Hornless Unicorn, with vodka, Red Bull® energy drink, cranberry juice, tonic water and ginger beer.
Hornless Unicorn Recipe Ingredients
2 oz vodka
2 oz chilled Red Bull® energy drink
2 oz chilled cranberry juice
4 oz chilled tonic water
1 dash chilled ginger beer
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How to serve Hornless Unicorn Recipe
| Stir all ingredients together in an old-fashioned glass. Add a twist of lemon and serve. |
| Old-Fashioned Glass |
Nutritional Information for Hornless Unicorn Recipe
(per 10 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 233
978
0.1 g
24.7 g
0.4 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
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13.7 g
0 mg
50 mg
22.7 g
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