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A blind guy's mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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Recipe for Horse Jizz |
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Horse Jizz Recipe
A delicious recipe for Horse Jizz, with beer and milk.
Horse Jizz Recipe Ingredients
How to serve Horse Jizz Recipe
| Get a big mug. Pour in one ingredient then the other. |
| Beer Mug |
Nutritional Information for Horse Jizz Recipe
(per 16 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 340
1425
15.8 g
21 g
14.4 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0.8 g
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61 mg
115 mg
11.3 g
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