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Recipe for Hot Brown Lizard

Hot Brown Lizard Recipe

A delicious recipe for Hot Brown Lizard, with cinnamon schnapps and Midori® melon liqueur.

Hot Brown Lizard Recipe Ingredients

1 1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
1 1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur


How to serve Hot Brown Lizard Recipe

Mix midori with cinnamon schnapps until the desired tone of brown is achieved.
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Nutritional Information for Hot Brown Lizard Recipe

(per 3 oz serving)

Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein

273
1145
0 g
33 g
0 g

Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol

0 g
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-
-
26.8 g

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