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Teacher Comments The following are purported to be actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are great!!!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack", but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's I.Q. reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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Recipe for Hot Mulled Cider #2 |
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Hot Mulled Cider #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Hot Mulled Cider #2, with apple cider, brown sugar, nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, cloves, oranges and cloves.
Hot Mulled Cider #2 Recipe Ingredients
8 cups apple cider
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 ground nutmeg
6 inches cinnamon sticks
1 tsp allspice
1 tsp cloves
8 thin oranges slices
8 cloves
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How to serve Hot Mulled Cider #2 Recipe
Combine apple cider/juice, brown sugar, and nutmeg in a large saucepan. Place cinnamon, allspice, and cloves in a cheesecloth and tie. Add to cider mixture, and bring to the boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 10 minutes. Remove spice bag and discard. Serve mixture in mugs with a clove-studded orange wedge in each.
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