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Teacher and Matt
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun,
how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun,
the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun,
but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you...
There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it,
and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers,
"Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has
the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
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Recipe for IED (Improvised Explosive Device) |
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IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Recipe
A delicious recipe for IED (Improvised Explosive Device), with Bacardi® 151 rum, Jagermeister® herbal liqueur, Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps and Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila.
IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Recipe Ingredients
1 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1 shot Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 shot Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 shot Jose Cuervo® 1800 tequila
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How to serve IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Recipe
| Combine Jagermeister (smoke), Goldschlager (fragmentation), and Jose Cuervo tequila (because we had 1 Mexican in the platoon) in a highball or old-fashioned glass. After all ingredients have been combined drop some lit Bacardi 151 rum into the glass and shoot. After a couple of seconds when the intital shock has wore off you yell BAM!! |
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Nutritional Information for IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Recipe
(per 4 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 345
1443
0 g
22 g
0 g
| Fiber
Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
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8 mg
55 g
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