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Recipe for Indian Tea |
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Indian Tea Recipe
A delicious recipe for Indian Tea, with gold rum, amaretto almond liqueur, tea and sugar.
Indian Tea Recipe Ingredients
1 oz gold rum
3/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
5 oz hot black tea
1 tsp sugar
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How to serve Indian Tea Recipe
| Gently simmer tea and peel in a small saucepan for 1 - 2 minutes. Add liquors and pour, with peel, into a cup. Serve. |
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Nutritional Information for Indian Tea Recipe
(per 6.9 oz serving)
Calories (kcal)
Energy (kj)
Fats
Carbohydrates
Protein
| 171
716
0 g
18 g
0 g
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Sugars
Cholesterol
Sodium
Alcohol
| 0 g
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0 mg
12 mg
17.3 g
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