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Teacher Comments The following are purported to be actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded, but these are great!!!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack", but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's I.Q. reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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Recipe for Irish Cream, Home Made #2 |
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Irish Cream, Home Made #2 Recipe
A delicious recipe for Irish Cream, Home Made #2, with eggs, condensed milk, whipping cream, chocolate syrup, coconut syrup, vodka and brandy.
Irish Cream, Home Made #2 Recipe Ingredients
3 eggs
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 pint whipping cream
2 tbsp chocolate syrup
2 drops coconut syrup
1 cup vodka
1/2 cup brandy
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How to serve Irish Cream, Home Made #2 Recipe
Mix all ingredients in a blender until well stirred. Consume within two weeks. Some ingredients are perishable. Store in an airtight container so you can shake it before each use. The chocolate settles at the bottom.
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